jamescookjr:

They’re just people, Larry. They’re just women who are trying to do their best and you made them sound like… like they were…  

Criminals

pineappledean:

I’VE WAITED FOUR YEARS AND TEN MONTHS TO POST THIS (aired October 1, 2009)

spirit-worldwarrior:

komadoodle:

you know what i always thought was kinda neat

when gay couples raise children and you have to pick something other than dad or mom for the kid to call you

because obviously dad and dad or mom and mom is rly confusing for all parties

can i make my future kids call me something really cool and my wife can be “mom”

can i be like megatron

"mommy’s busy go ask megatron"

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

Harry Potter meme:ten characters (7/10) - Neville Longbottom

me

precumming:

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

PJ

garlicbreadliguori:

I don’t understand why some girls find nash grier eyes soo gorgeous 

HONEY HAVE YOU SEEN PJ LIGOURI EYES??? 

image

surprisebitch:

she literally embodies the idea of determination and fierceness

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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